Helpful albeit sarcastic job search advice

OK, perhaps this HR professional has had to read a few too many resumes. This post is his or her revenge for all the bad resumes that have crossed the desk in the last few weeks or months. It's a great "what not to do" list to consult while you are working on your own resume. It makes for amusing reading, if you don't mind the tone.

Sample:
Objective: To obtain full-time or part-time permanent employment with a stable business."

Very tailored to our company. I hear McDonald's is hiring, too.